Dulhay ne 1st nite dulhan ki ankh par kiss ki aur bola
“ankhain shakhsiat ki kitab hoti hai”
dulhan: tum kitabo may khoye ho
nichay Library me aag lagi hui hai

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Teacher: tumhary abu bary hain ya tum?
Student: main
Teacher: wo kaise?
Student: wo aise k main ne ami ka doodh peena chor dia hai
Magar abu ab bhi peety hain

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Usne utari saree
fir aayi peticoat ki bari
blouse to pahle hi diya tha utar
ziyadah excited mat ho yaar
yeh tha kapray sukhane ka taar ….

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BOY:can i kiss u?
GIRL:where? on vertical or horizental lips?
BOY:WHAT?
GIRL:I mean on upper or lower lips?
BOY: I DIDN’T GET U?
GIRL:CHUTIYE,HONT PE YA CHUT PE?

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Beta baap se.
Abu main ne khowab m dekha k
mera aek pair zameen pr or dusra asman pr tha.
Baap beta aise khowab mat dekha kro warna gand phat jai ge

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