Son:abu mein kaise paida hua
dad:hum ne dua ki ap aa gay
son:Bhai
dad:dua se
son:chacha
dad:wo b dua se
son:Hamare khandan mein chodne wodne ka riwaj nhi hai kya

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Suhag Raat ko Hakley ne kaha:
Aa aa aao
na
ja ja jaan
chu Chu Chu Chu Chu chu
Biwi panty utar ker boli:
Ab Chusley
Chumley ya
Chodley
Par chu chu Mat kar….

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Ek aourat ki ankh soojhi hui the,
parosan ne poocha kia hua?
Aourat: mere husband ne mara hai
parosan: lekin mere khayal se to tmhare
husband delhi gaye hue hain
Aourat mera bhe yehi khayal tha

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A Girl went to repair umbrella.
Shopkeeper: BB ooper ka kapra otarna parega aur neechay danda dalna parega.
Larki Boli:jo marzi karo bus pani andar na aaye!

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A pregnant lady went to an astrologer.
Astrologer: When u deliver a baby, baby‘s father will die.
Lady: Thank god! My husband is safe

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