Dil todh kay chali gai pholoun kee shahzadi
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Dil todh kay chali gai pholoun kee shahzadi
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Sali, Kutti, Kameeni, haramzadi

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IK JHALAK HI KAFI HOTI HEY TERI
DIL KO DEEWANA BANANEY KEY LIYE
TUMNEY ITNI BARI SHALWAR PEHEN LI
ITNI CHOTI SI CHEEZ CHUPANEY KE LIYE

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TENDULKER.wife k sath sex karte hue:
Darling pitch sahi nhi Ghas buhat hai
short nahi lag rahay,
Wife:Jhoot mat bolo
abhi isi pitch per AFRIDI century maar k gaya.

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kash aik sitara chand mein ho
aur aik mulakat sham mein ho
tum masroof apnay kaam mein ho
aur mera lund tumhari gand mein ho

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Sardar‘s Son asks his Father :
What is the meaning of
Sign “L“ on the car Screen ?
Sardar said : Iss Da Matlab Hay keh
Driver Nu Drivery da LUN V nai pata.

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