Tum apun ko itna sms karta hai..
Apun ko reply karneko majbur karta hai..
Kya iske peeche koi plan hai..
Ya auro ki tarah tum bhi apun ka fan hai..

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Kya re!
Aasmani kabutar!
Apun ko sms ka hafta nahi aarela hai,
Apun ko malum hai tere pass sms ka khazana padela hai,
Jaldi se 2-4 jakkas sms ka hafta bhej kanjoos…

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Bole to ekdum jhakas style propose marne ka,
Yun ghoor ke kya dekhti hai,
Maardalegi kya?
Dil dena hai to de,
Rakh ke achaar dalegi kya?

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CIRCUIT : Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya?
MAMU : Nehin.
CIRCUIT : To kha ke dekh le, pata chal jayega.

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MUNNA BHAI : Mamu, Tu kitna pada hai?
MAMU : B.A.
MUNNA BHAI : Sala, do akshar pada aur who bhi ulta?

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