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Jeeto: If I die what'll

Jeeto: If I die what'll you do?Santa: I may also die.Jeeto: Why?Santa: Some time too much of happiness can also kill a man.

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Jeeto: Kal raat tum mujhe

Jeeto: Kal raat tum mujhe neend mein tumne mujhe gaaliyan diSanta: Tumhari galat fahami hai.Jeeto: Kaisi galatfahami?Santa: Yehi ki mein soya tha.

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Jeeto: Main tang ya Tusi

Jeeto: Main tang ya. Tusi hamesha Mera Ghar, Meri car, mera beta, bus Mera Mera hi karde ho, kadi Sadda vi keha karo, hun almari vichon ki lab rahe ho?
Santa: Sadda Kachcha. 1

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Jeeto: U tell a man

Jeeto: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the other.
Santa: U tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of the mouth.

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Jeeto: U tell a man

Jeeto: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the other.Santa: U tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of the mouth.

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