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A lady calls Santa for

A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa doesn?t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out

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A lady calls Santa for

A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa doesn?t turns up for 4 days. Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.

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A MAN TO SANTA-UR FRND IS

A MAN TO SANTA-UR FRND IS KISSING UR WIFE IN UR HOME HE RUSHES TO HIS HOME AND COME WITH IN HALF AN HOUR N SLAPPED TAT MAN N SAID-HE WAS NOT MY FRND

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A man to Santa: Ur friend

A man to Santa: Ur friend is kissing ur wife in ur home.Santa rushes home and came back within half an hour n slapped the man n said: He's not my friend.

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A sweet girl goes to

A sweet girl goes to Banta's shop and said: Mujhe underwear dikhao.
Banta sharmate hue: Aaj pehan kar nahin aaya.

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