Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?
Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aya hai.

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Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aya hai.

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Banta: What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
Santa: The taste.

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Banta: What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?Santa: The taste.

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Banta: Why is the Police nicknamed "The heart of the country"?
Santa: It beats, beats, beats....

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