Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye?Santa: Birla cement.Banta: Kyun?Santa: Kyunki is Cement mein jaan hai.

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Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication.
Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman

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Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication.Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman Banta

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Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.

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Banta: Saadi teacher kehndi hai ke MAJJ da taja dudh peen nal dimag wadhda hai.
Santa: Oye je ajehi gall hundi taan apna katta ajj IAS officer lageya hunda!

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