Baniye shayar ne arz kiya.
Moorkh tha Shahjahan jo kar gaya kharcha itna TAJ par Kambakht, Har din ek nayi Mumtaz aa jati us kharche ke BYAAZ par.

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Banta asked Santa: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening?Santa: Very simple, because he is PM not AM.

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Banta ek sadhu se bola: Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao. Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta?

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Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey Bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?Banta: Apple khane.Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.Banta: Pata hai, Apple saath laya hoon.

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Banta sent sms to Santa: Bhejnewala mahan, padhnewala gadha.
Santa got angry and replied: Bhejnewala gadha, padhnewala mahan.

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