American: In our country , marriage even takes place with email. Santa: In India, it is only with a female.

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An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope Santa Singh was observing him,
Suddenly a star falls, seeing that Santa Singh shouted,"Kya nishana lagaya hai!"

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An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.

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At a football match ground. Santa: Ye log ball nu foot kyun maar rahe ne?
Boy: Goal karan lai.
Santa: Paar ball tan pehlan hi gol hai hor kinni gol karangey.

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At a football match ground. Santa: Ye log ball nu foot kyun maar rahe ne?Boy: Goal karan lai.Santa: Paar ball tan pehlan hi gol hai hor kinni gol karangey.

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