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Gabbar: Arey o Sambha

Gabbar: Arey o Sambha
Sambha: Ji Sardar
Gabbar: Kitne Admi the re?
Sambha: Do Sardar
Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahi aati. Do kitne hotey hain?
Sambha: Sardar Do Ek ke baad ata hai.
Gabbar: Aur Do ke pehle?
Sambha: Do ke pehle Ek aata hai
Gabbar: T

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(Langauge: Hindi)A MAN TO

(Langauge: Hindi)A MAN TO HIS FRND-MAIN APNA PURSE GHAR PE BHUL AAYA MUJHE 1000 RS KI ZARURAT HAI BANTA-DOST HI DOST KE KAM ATTA HAI YE LE 10 RS RIKSHA KAR KE PURSE LE AA.

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A Chini was in hspital

A Chini was in hspital. SANTA went to meet him. Chini said "CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA" & died.SANTA went china 2 know thea meaning, that was-KUTTE OXYGN K PIPE SE PAIR Utha.

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A lady asked Santa: LIPTON

A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai?
Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja...

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A lady asked Santa: LIPTON

A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai?
Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja...!

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