A friendship counting nearly forty years is the finest kind of shade-tree I know.

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A man is getting old when he walks around a puddle instead of through it.

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A man is old when he can pass an apple orchard and not remember the stomachache.

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A man ninety years old was asked to what he attributed his longevity. I reckon, he said, with a twinkle in his eye, it's because most nights I went to bed and slept when I should have sat up and worried.

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