• Hamari kamzori

    Aapki muskan hamari kamzori hai,
    Keh na pana humari majboori hai,
    Aap kyun nahi samajhte is khamoshi ko,
    Kya khamoshi ko bhi zuban dena zaroori hai.

  • Log puchte hai main

    Hakikat na puch mere fasane ki,
    Tere jate hee badal gaye nazar zamane ki,
    Log puchte hai main khush kyo nahi,
    Kaya kahu meri to aadat thi tere sang muskurane ki.

  • Simple Bye makes us cry,

    Simple Bye makes us cry,

    Simple joke makes us Laugh,

    Simple care makes us fall in Luv,

    Simple Touch makes us feel better,

    But i hope my simple MSG makes u smile!

  • Agar tum mil jao

    Agar tum mil jao jamana chood denge hum…
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    But 4 god shake don’t met me I don’t want to die .

  • Dil bhi tod dete hain

    Log apna banake chhod dete hain,
    Rishta gairo se jod lete hain,
    Hum to ek fool bhi na tod sake,
    Log to dil bhi tod dete hain.

  • Pappu while filling up a

    Pappu while filling up a form: What should I write against
    mother tongue.?

    Santa: Very long…!

  • What's FordSanta:

    What's Ford?Santa: Gaari.What's Oxford?Santa: So simple, Bail Gaari.

  • Koi chhupa ke roye

    Koi dikha ke roye,
    Koi chhupa ke roye,
    Hamein rulane wale hamein rulake roye,
    Marne ka maza to tab hai yaron
    Jab kaatil bhi zanaaje par aake roye.

  • Santa phoned his wife: I am

    Santa phoned his wife: I am not coming home. The stearing, dash board, gears of car have been stolen.

    After sometime he calls again: I am coming, earlier I sat on the back seat.

  • Banta: Wo ladki deaf lagti

    Banta: Wo ladki deaf lagti hai. Main kuch kehta hoon, woh kuch aur hi bolti hai.

    Santa: Kaise?

    Banta: Maine kaha I Luv U, to woh boli 'Maine kal hi Naye Sandal kharide hain'