• Why did santa keep the door

    Why did santa keep the door open while bathing?

    Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole.

  • Mujh se dekhi nahi jati

    Umar guzri hai magar yeh nahi maloom hua,
    Uss ko meri hai ke mujh ko zaroorat uski,
    Itni shiddat se toh main ne bhi nahi chaha tha,
    Mujh se dekhi nahi jati mohabbat us ki…

  • Banta: Saadi teacher kehndi

    Banta: Saadi teacher kehndi hai ke MAJJ da taja dudh peen nal dimag wadhda hai.

    Santa: Oye je ajehi gall hundi taan apna katta ajj IAS officer lageya hunda!

  • Jab bhi karte ho yaad hame

    Naam e mohabbat se
    Khushbu e wafa aati he,
    Har dil se dhadkan ki sada aati hai,
    Jab bhi karte ho yaad hame dil se,
    Youn lage zannat se hawa aati hai.

  • Never blame a day in ur

    Never blame a day in ur life. good days give u happiness. bad days give u experience. both are essential in life! all are gods blessings! good night.

  • Mumtaj banate rahenge

    Milenge milate rahenge,
    Dosti ki yad dilate rahenge,
    Taj mahal to mahanga padega,
    Mumtaj banate rahenge.

  • Zindagi guzre Aapki

    Zindagi guzre Aapki HASTE-HASTE,

    pyar aur khushi mile RASTE-RASTE,

    Ho mubarak apko naya savera,

    kabool karein hamari SALAAM-NAMSTE..GUD MORNING. . .

  • Bolta hai dosti

    Bolta hai dosti,
    Chup rehta hai pyaar,
    Hasati hai dosti,
    Rulata hai pyaar,
    Milati hai dosti,
    Judaa karta hai pyaar,
    Phir bhi kyun dosti chodkar,
    Log karte hai pyaar.

  • Na chaho kisi ko itna ki

    Na chaho kisi ko itna ki,
    Chahat tumhari majhburi ban jaye,
    Chaho kisi ko itna ki,
    Tumhari pyar uske ke liye,
    Ek zaruri ban jaye.

  • Hum jaye kaha

    Aasman ko nind aye toh sulaye kaha?
    Zamin ko maut aye toh dafnaye kaha?
    Samundar mein leher aaye toh chupaye kaha?
    Tum hi batao tumhari yaad aaye to hum jaye kaha?