• A Chini was in

    A Chini was in hospital.

    SANTA went to meet him.

    Chini said “CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA” & died.

    SANTA went china 2 know the meaning,

    that was:-

    KUTTE OXYGN K PIPE SE PAIR Utha.

  • Pappu: Dad whats Sex <br

    Pappu: Dad what?s Sex?

    Santa gets tensed but explains everything.

    Pappu: But dad how do I write all that in this small box of school admission form?

  • Santa: Yaar mein apni

    Santa: Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai, ki devan?

    Banta: Gold ring de de.

    Santa: Koi vadi cheez das yaar.

    Banta: Tan fer MRF da tyre de de.

  • Tumhe dekh pehchaan na le

    Bheeg jaati hai meri palkein jab tanhai me dar lagta hai, koi wajah jaan na le.
    Dar to yun bhi lagta hai ki koi meri aankhon me tumhe dekh pehchaan na le.

  • Deedar ko tarasti hain

    Khamoshiyan teri mujhse baatein karti hain,
    Meri har aah har dard samajhti hain.
    Pata hai majbur hai tu bhi,
    Phir bhi aankhein tere deedar ko tarasti hain.

  • Ugta hua Suraj dua de

    Ugta hua Suraj dua de aapko,

    Khilta hua phool khushbu de aapko,

    hum to kuch dene ke kabil nahi hai,

    dene wala hazaar khushiyan de aapko!

    Good Morning!

  • Koi shaam ati hai

    Koi shaam ati hai tumhari yaad lekar,
    Koi shaam jati hai tumhari yaad dekar,
    Hum to us shaam ke inteezar mein hai,
    Jo aye tumhe lekar…

  • Aik baat kahoon

    Aik baat kahoon Agar suntey ho ?
    Tum Mujh ko achey lagtey ho
    Kuch chanchal se , kuch chup chup se
    kuch pagal pagal lagtey ho
    hain chahney waaley aur bahut
    par tum mein hai aik baat bahut
    Tum apney lagtey ho
    Aik baat kahoon Agar suntey ho ?
    Tum Mujh ko achey lagtey ho
    Yeh baat baat pe kho jaana
    kuch kehtey kehtey ruk jaana
    yeh kis uljhan mein rehtey ho?
    Kya baat hai hum se keh daalo
    Aik baat kahoon Agar suntey ho ?
    Tum Mujh ko achey lagtey ho

  • Judai aapki rulate rahengi

    Judai aapki rulate rahengi,
    Yaad aapki aate rahengi,
    Pal pal jaan jati rahengi,
    Jab tak jism mein hai jaan,
    Meri har saans pyar nibhati rahengi.

  • Palkon pe dastak dene koi

    Palkon pe dastak dene koi khwab ane wala hai.
    khabar mili wo khwab sach hone wala hai.
    me ne kaha oski palkon pe ja.
    jo dost mera abhi sone wala hai. Good Night