• Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai mein

    Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai mein,
    Dil doba hai ghamo ki gehrai mein,
    Hume mat dhodna duniya ki bhid mein,
    Hum milenge tumhe tumhari parchaai mein.

  • Nakhra tuhada tauba-2,

    Nakhra tuhada tauba-2, Ajeeb tuhada Style hai, Message Kadi bhejna nahi, kende Ne Saade kol mobile hai!……..

  • Humse pyar karti hai..

    Teri yaad dilko bekarar karthi hai,
    Nazar tujhe talash har bar karti hai,
    Gila nahi jo tum ho dur humse,
    Teri to judaai bhi humse pyar karti hai.

  • Santa: pehlay main apni bivi

    Santa: pehlay main apni bivi nu FA karwaya
    fair BA karwaya
    Fair MA aur Fair PhD karwa ke hun wadhiya jai naukri lawayi aa.

    Banta: Hun changa ja rishta waikh ke udha viyah vi karwa de

  • Q: Why Santa is standing

    Q: Why Santa is standing below the Tube light with an open mouth.A: Because Doctor has advised him: 'Aaj Light Khana hai!'

  • Hansta chera udas kyon hai

    Aaj phir khuda ne hum se pucha,
    Tera hansta chera udas kyon hai,
    Barasti ankhoon mein pyaas kyon hai,
    Jin ki nazroon mein tum kuch bhi nahi,
    Woh tumhare liye itna khas kyon hai.

  • Wada na karo agar tum nibha na sako

    Wada na karo agar tum nibha na sako,
    Chaho na usko jise tum pa na sako,
    Dost to duniya me bahot hote hai,
    Par ek khas rakho jiske bina tum muskura na sako.

  • BHOOT NIGHT

    So jao, So jao bina sms kiye hi so jao,
    sapne me BHOOT aayenge aur aapko yaad dilayenge,
    Ki aapne aaj pure din muje yaad nahi kiya. Koi baat nahi…

    “BHOOT NIGHT”

  • Santa: Qutub Minar kahan

    Santa: Qutub Minar kahan hai?

    Pappu: Pata nahi.

    Santa: Kabhi ghar se nikla karo.

    Pappu: Ram Lal kaun hai?

    Santa: Pata nahi.

    Pappu: Kabhi Ghar me bhi raha karo.

  • Tujhe bhoolne ki vade kartre hai

    “Bhoolneki tujhe najane hum kitne vade karte hain,
    Kaise bhoolu tujhe,yeh sochker tume yaad karte hain,
    Jab bhi hota hai zikr zamane mein pyar aur wafaa ki,
    To tumhe bewafa ke bahane yaad karte hain ”