• Santa asked Banta: Why

    Santa asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening?

    Banta: Very simple, because he is PM not AM.

  • Santa was looking at a

    Santa was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing and he answered: Waiting for autumn.

  • We both r stangers for each

    We both r stangers for each other.All I know is that even if we'll be miles apart, your that sweet smile will remain forever in my eyes.

  • Nurse came out with the

    Nurse came out with the newborn kid, Santa rushed 2 her & after seeing the kid he shouted, PUTTAR hua PUTTAR. She slapped him: Leave my finger, u fool, It?s a gal

  • Aapna chehera tak bhool chuka hu main!

    Jab ashq tham jaate hai to has lete hain,
    Shayaad ek arsee baad hasa hu main,
    Jab bhi aaina dekha…khud ko aasuo main dekha,
    Aapna chehera tak bhool chuka hu main!!!

  • Warna aap hi sochiye

    Saaton aasmaan ki sair hum kar aaye,
    Har ek taare se mulakat kar aaye,
    Ek taara khaas tha…
    Jise hum apne saath le aaye,
    Warna aap hi sochiye,
    Aap iss jameen pe kaise aaye.

  • Yahi hai dua ki tum khush raho

    Dil ki galiyon mein koi gam naho,
    Hamari yeh dosti kabhi kam na ho,
    Bas yahi hai dua ki tum khush raho,
    Kya pata hum “kal ho na ho “

  • Our prayers should be for

    Our prayers should be for blessing in general, for God knows best what is good for us. Gd mrng

  • Chamkte chand ko neend ane lagi

    Chamkte chand ko neend ane lagi,
    Apki kushi se duniya jagmagane lagi,
    Dekh ke apko har kali gungunane lagi,
    Ab to fekhte-fekhte muje be neend ane lagi.
    “Gud Nite”

  • Being loved is LIFE

    To Luv some1 is madness,
    2b loved by some1 is a Gift,
    Loving some1 who loves u is a duty,
    But being loved by some1 whom u luv is LIFE.