• Santa: Oye, ladki dekh,

    Santa: Oye, ladki dekh, kitni sohni hai.

    Bata: Mujhe to uska naam bhi pata hai.

    Santa: Kya naam hai.

    Banta: Mein bank gaya tha, vahan yeh ek counter pe baithi thi, name plate pe likha tha: Chaalu Khata

  • Meri zindagi main kuch raha nahin

    Dil main khuch bhi raha nahin dard ke siva
    Aankhon main khuch raha nahin aansoo ke siva
    Ae mere dost mujhe chor ke mat jana
    Meri zindagi main kuch raha nahin teri dosti ke siva

  • Barkarar rahenge tere hushn ke jalwe

    Gore se dekh lo hamari surat ko aaj,
    Kahin jal na rahee ho shama aakhri baar.
    Barkarar rahenge tere hushn ke jalwe,
    Hum rahen na rahen, karne ko tera intzaar.

  • Santa: Bhai, har roz murge

    Santa: Bhai, har roz murge nal roti khaidee hai.

    Banta: Yaar, Oh kiven?

    Santa: Ik burki aap khaidee aae te ik murge nu paayee di hai.

  • Tere saare daat tod denge

    Har khusi ko teri taraf mod denge,
    Tere liye chand tare tod denge,
    Tere liye khusiyon ke darvaaje khol denge,
    1 Baar hans ke to dikha
    Tere saare daat tod denge

  • khash na likh paaya

    Aaj shayad main kuch khash na likh paaya,
    Ek tasweer thi seene mein per saamne na aaya,
    Jalaa rakkhi thi chiraag andhere mann mein,
    Per uss mein se bhi roshani na aaya.

  • Santa found answer to

    Santa found answer to the

    most difficult question ever-

    What comes first the chicken or the egg ?

    O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega !

  • Har mulakat ka anjam judai

    Zindgi jab bhi teri bahon mein lati hai hamein,
    Yeh zaami chand se behtar nazar aati hai hamein,
    Har mulakat ka anjam judai kyon hai,
    Aab to har waqt yahi baat satati hai hamein.

  • Na jane kya kayamat aayi

    Ek tanha raat main aap ki yaad aayi
    Yaad mitane ke liye cigarette jalai
    Na jane kya kayamat aayi
    cigarette ke dhuein mein bhi aap ki shakal nazar aai

  • Har pal adhuri si lagti hai

    Tum bin zindagi suni si lagti hai,
    Har pal adhuri si lagti hai,
    Aab to en saanson ko apni saason se jodo,
    Warna zindagi kuch pal ki mehmaan lagti hai.